Tuesday, August 18, 2015

REVIEW: Welcome to the Dark House by Laurie Faria Stolarz


            What’s your worst nightmare?
            For Ivy Jensen, it’s the eyes of a killer that haunt her nights. For Parker Bradley, it’s bloodthirsty sea serpents that slither in his dreams.
            And for seven essay contestants, it’s their worst nightmares that win them an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at director Justin Blake’s latest, confidential project. Ivy doesn’t even like scary movies, but she’s ready to face her real-world fears. Parker’s sympathetic words and perfect smile help keep her spirits up…at least for now.
            Not everyone is so charming, though. Horror-film fanatic Garth Vader wants to stir up trouble. It’s bad enough he has to stay in the middle of nowhere with this group—the girl who locks herself in her room; the know-it-all roommate; “Mister Sensitive”; and the one who’s too cheery for her own good. Someone has to make things interesting.
            Except, things are already a little weird. The hostess is a serial-killer look-alike, the dream-stealing Nightmare Elf is lurking about, and the seventh member of the group is missing.
            By the time Ivy and Parker realize what’s really at stake, it’s too late to wake up and run.

            Well it has certainly been awhile since I’ve been able to actually read. Depressing, I know. Things have just really gotten out of hand in my life, and I’m slowly trying to pick up the pieces and figure out what the heck I’m doing. I can’t promise regular postings right now (I’ll definitely let you know when I finally find the correct puzzle pieces for the puzzle I’m working on right now), but I’m going to try and stop being a stranger. I made this blog as a commitment promise to myself and I don’t know if anyone will read my words and appreciate them as I do, but in the end this one’s for me. Now, onward to the review of this wonderful book by one of my all-time favorite authors.
            You know that one book that you read late into the night because you absolutely had to finish it? No not that one, the one that scared your grown self just enough for you to have to sleep with the lights on. So far, I’ve only really had two books do that to me, and they’re both written by one Laurie Faria Stolarz. The first is a book you may have heard of called Blue is for Nightmares (if you haven’t heard of it then I have no idea how you’re still alive). The second is titled Welcome to the Dark House, and just so happens to be the book that I’m here to talk about. Well, rave may be a more appropriate term.
            A big issue that a lot of work in the horror is running into these days is the advances in technology that have truly shaped and transformed the newest generations. The classic horror pieces involve going into the woods and no one hearing you scream. Nowadays, however, that’s becoming more and more difficult because of cell phones and social media. Writers of horror have to come up with more imaginative ways to get their victims into horrific situations than the easy, peasy no cell reception method. And trust me, it’s harder than it seems!
            The thing I really enjoyed about Welcome to the Dark House, aside from the wide array of unique characters, was the way in which Stolarz created her own horror monsters and then literally brought it to life. The Nightmare Elf happens to be quite terrifying and very original. I kind of scoffed at the name of the monster, but by the end I was truly terrified (hence the sleeping with the lights on bit). Stolarz introduces her characters into a house of horrors. There are the horror buffs and there are the scaredy cats. These characters work to both amplify the terror of the Nightmare Elf and discredit it, which are both important in horror because they keep things suspenseful. Is the Nightmare Elf real, or is it just a part of this contest? Neither the characters nor we truly know until the very end.
            Another thing I enjoyed was the twist of magic. Sometimes twists like that can make a book take a turn for the worst, but it helped build the intensity of the fear at the end. This whole contest revolved around the director of a slew of horror films, and how, in a Willy Wonka-esque style, he invites a group of teens who’ve written essays over the things that scare them most, to live in the iconic house of one of his movie horrors. The book overall deals very well with the technology of this age, but then it hinders the characters in the most perfect way when that technology is taken away.
            Lastly, the characters. I really enjoyed the variety and depth to the characters, and different point of view each chapter definitely worked in favor for the book. What I enjoyed more was that while I liked the characters when reading their POV chapters, I hated them when reading chapters in other peoples’ POVs. I think that’s what really made this book great. Each character’s chapter was completely different and I was able to truly immerse myself and become the different characters with their different thoughts and options. So while I understood why Ivy was so scared in the house, I still thought she was weak and pointless when I was reading Darth’s chapters, and vice versa. Each character was vastly different, and I hurt when they faced their fears. I loved every character despite their flaws, because I was able to really connect with all of them.
            However, this book did have its flaws. The ending was ridiculous. The necklace? Really Parker? I understand you were weak, but come on. It wasn’t believable, but there just had to be that sort of ending. I didn’t like the ending because I didn’t feel like any one of them really faced their fears in a gratifying enough way. I get that it was all a con in a way, but it didn’t work. I know this may sound like spoilers, but it’s not. Also, while I appreciated Ivy’s fear as a dose of reality in the story, I also thought it made her a weaker character. She was scared at the beginning and she was scared at the end. I don’t feel like she grew as a character, and neither did any of the others for that matter. Plus, her and Parker just fell for each other after one night. No way, Jose. The book seemed a lot like a movie, and that’s why the two are different things. Books are supposed to be in-depth and show more growth, whereas movies show just a snip of the whole story (a.k.a. the most eventful part). I’ll definitely have to read the sequel to see if I can really love this series, or if I’ll just like/appreciate it, because right now I see a flat character and an terrifying Nightmare Elf whom I’d enjoy reading kill the former. I loved how the book started out with Ivy’s fear, but I just wish she’d been more than her fear, and that’s ultimately why this book got such a low rating despite the fact that I stayed up all night reading it. 

XOXO Tia